In the time-honored tradition of the internet, it would now be appropriate for you to take offense and assume that the entire point of my making that page was to personally affront you. Then, I, in response, shall become deeply offended as well. Once that is in motion, we can engage in a nasty, ugly flame war.
In the interests of making sure that you are properly armed for said flame war, I volunteer the fact that my parents are unwed. If you run out of argument material, you may always fall back on my bastardy.
:)