Man Arrested At LHC Claims He's From The Future
Summary
Swiss police arrested a strangely-dressed young man found lurking near the Large Hardon Collider in Geneva. He claimed to be a time traveler from the future trying to prevent the Collider from discovering the Higgs boson particle, which he said would lead to a "communist chocolate hellhole" resulting from "limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everybody."
The gentleman was taken to a Geneva mental facility, but later disappeared. Funny, that.
Whether the time traveler was an April Fools prankster, or the article itself is a hoax, is left to the reader to decide.
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Game and Story Use
- The PC's encounter a man claiming to be from the future trying to prevent a terrible catastrophe; and he doesn't even look like Bruce Willis. Is he for real? Even if he is, do the PC's want to help him, or stop him?
- What kind of sick, dystopian world would a "Communist chocolate hellhole" look like?
- Socialist Easter Bunnies?
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